We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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