On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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