Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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