Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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