Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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