we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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