you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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