don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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