You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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