You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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