Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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