Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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