At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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