so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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