Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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