i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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