There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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