i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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