counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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