he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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