I want to have your abortion
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Ladies don't puke and tell
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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