Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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