He is such a slut. More and more my type.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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