I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize