i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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