And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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