He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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