South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Man, jail baloney is awful.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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