And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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