Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Floor bacon is actually really good
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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