It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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