remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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