he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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