The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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