I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
