I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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