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Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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