I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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