I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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