I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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