was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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