Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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