Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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