4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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