Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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