How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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