Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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