So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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