Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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