is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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