he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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