i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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