i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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